written by Kaighla Um Dayo
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No, But Seriously
In March, I travelled to the gorgeous and welcoming city of Memphis, Tennessee, where I gave a speech. Here is that speech. Please sit back, relax, pop some corn, and enjoy “An invitation to Understanding Islam and the Muslims”.
If you are interested, here are some of the interviews I did before the event.
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